I went to my first Indian film this week. It's called Sivaji and is a cross between comedy, action, musical and love story. The film was in Tamil, with no subtitles, but that didn't matter as the storyline was rather basic, which is lucky as few people in this part of India speak Tamil anyway. It's kind of like watching an opera - you know what's going on but don't understand a word. The main actor, Rajinikanth, is a 57 year old grandfather who looks and acts like Borat. The women in go seriously wild for him and, strangely, the men go even wilder.